Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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