booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
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There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
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What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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