I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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