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  Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.

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  23 Cringeworthy Responses to “I Love You”

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.

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• (310): View more from California

  How was the party last night?

  (314): View more from Missouri

  There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.

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• (760): View more from California

  I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer

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• (44): View more from United Kingdom

  I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.

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• (916): View more from California

  We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn

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