I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
17 Women That Lost Condoms Up Their Lady Parts
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
23 People Confess The Most F*cked Up Thing Guests Have Done In Their House
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
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