I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
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tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
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I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I didn't notice because vodka
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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