I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
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I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
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Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.