No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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