but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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