Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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