I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
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I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
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Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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