I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Randomize
