i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
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I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
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Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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