pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
too bad you live with your parents still
this just has baby written all over it
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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