I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Do vagina's smell?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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