booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
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I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
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Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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