i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Randomize
