he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Everything about him screamed your future.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
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Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
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my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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