The beer is more important than you right now.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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