just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
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Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
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Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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