I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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