i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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