i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
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Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
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You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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