so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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