is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
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CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
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You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Someone came in the potted fern
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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