i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
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Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
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I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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