In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
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I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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