sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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