real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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