I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Did I show you my penis last night?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
NoShamevember. You game?
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize
