I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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