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i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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