she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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