We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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