if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
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She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
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She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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