I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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