Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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