Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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