every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
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I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
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Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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