everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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