you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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