That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
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my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
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WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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