Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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