LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
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He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
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It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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