dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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