It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
