have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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