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his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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