I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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