My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
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she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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