How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Randomize
