I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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