I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
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