you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
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