You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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