we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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