just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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