I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
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Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
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My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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