Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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