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• (+44): View more from England

  You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!

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• (516): View more from New York

  When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.

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  It was totally the lead singer.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful

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