Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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