She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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